Koons Automotive
Well two things:
1 – As I mentioned, art is highly important to me. Most of my friends are artists of one sort or another; Painters, sculptors, fine art photographers, filmmakers, composers, art professors, dancers, novelists and poets … pretty much the whole spectrum. So I end up looking at a lot of art, and discussing and arguing about a lot of art as well. On top of that, I have studied art and architectural history, both in college here in the U.S., and also extensively throughout Europe, so art is clearly of high importance to me. So when I call Jeff Koons an imbecilic hack, it’s more than just my opinion, it is my learned and considered opinion about something very important in my life.
2 – It’s not just my opinion. Here’s what renowned critic Robert Hughes had to say about Mr. Koons: ” … an extreme and self-satisfied manifestation of the sanctimony that attaches to big bucks. Koons really does think he’s Michelangelo and is not shy to say so. The significant thing is that there are collectors, especially in America, who believe it. He has the slimy assurance, the gross patter about transcendence through art, of a blow-dried Baptist selling swamp acres in Florida. And the result is that you can’t imagine America’s singularly depraved culture without him.” Hughes placed Koons’s work just above that of Seward Johnson and was quoted in a New York Times article as having stated that comparing their careers was “like debating the merits of dog excrement versus cat excrement — although Mr. Hughes would never use a word as flat and unevocative as excrement.”
So BMW (the same company that thought hiring Chris Bangle as a “designer” was a good idea) has gone out and hired Jeff Koons to do their next art car. Brilliant.
For those of you that don’t know about these things, a BMW art car is a model that a noted artists has done some paint work on. BMW has done this for quite a while, and has built up quite a stable of artists.




